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I could answer that really perverted-ly, but I won't. Because I luh you, babycakes journal.
I.
Would be.
A camera. Because techically I could still see things. Nothing really gross would happen to me. I'd be in the clear.
Obligatory Perverted Answers: (STAY AWAY PEOPLE WHO COULD POSSIBLY BE LOOKING AT THIS AND DON'T KNOW HOW BAD I CAN BE.)
A
toy is far too obvious.
A chair so I could get some ass. (lololo punny. /fucking hate myself)
(drifting to the weird)
Toothbrush. Yeah.
Tampon. Ew. But, yeah.
A pair of boxers/briefs. (you may say "ohh, that's not weird", well do you really think that staying near a boy's package for a complete day -maybe more- is a good idea? sweat. hair. balls. sweaty hairy balls. i rest my case.)
BAD FIRST ANSWERS: Hairbrush. Yeah, that's cool, but it depends on the person. A. A person with wicked good hygiene and nice smelling hair. YAY. B. A person with wicked bad hygiene and lice. BOO.
Book. Again, you gotta think of your options. I'd hate to sit in an attic all day. Also, I'd hate to have food and other
not good things dropped on me. NO RAIN. Do not want.